Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He better not be in your backpack
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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