i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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