Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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