Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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