The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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