I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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