I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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