i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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