i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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