Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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