Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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