sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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