she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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