Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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