the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Randomize
