I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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