Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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