My first STD was from a foam party
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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