wanna go halves on a baby?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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