Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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