You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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