Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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