shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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