Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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