all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
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