I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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