no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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