so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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