if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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