Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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