Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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