New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
