You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Randomize
