Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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