I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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