Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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