I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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