HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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