Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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