Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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