In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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