girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
how does that bad decision feel?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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