East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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