OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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