I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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