i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
