That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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