we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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