hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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