I want to stick my p in your. b.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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