Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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