Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
we're making bets on your personal life
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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