shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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