OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
as a side note pls kill me
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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